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Ugh I am so ready for my day off tomorrow. Gonna wake up early and go jogging, then might go to sleep longer if I want. Clean up my room, and search craigslist for a bigger bed for me and spence. Hopefully I can get someone to drive me to wherever said bed is or I can pay the person I get the bed from to bring it to me. Woo.
Today was pretty busy for a monday morning. I hope I made decent money. I haven’t counted yet. Sucks that spencer is off today. He gets 3 days off this week and I only get one. Blah and we don’t have the same day off. Oh well. He only has a short shift tomorrow.
Hopefully Timmy goes to the dispensary today too. I gave him money yesterday and he put off going so he needs to go today or I’m gonna get pretty annoyed.

nekosol asked: Have you done the dew yet

Stop

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

boku-no-poltergeist:

strong pokemon team., no. use the cute ones

agiantsackofpotatoes:

shieldmaidenofsherwood:

how to be seductive:

  • head tilt
  • hooded eyes
  • raised eyebrow
  • little smirk

how to be evil:

  • head tilt
  • hooded eyes
  • raised eyebrow
  • little smirk

do you see the problem

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awkward-lee:

Close, but no banana

pokescans:

Let’s Find Pokémon: Gold/Silver

proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

dftb-effin-a:

mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

-“you won’t get away with this!”
-“oh, I already have”

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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ultrafacts:

Source

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norisus:

I’ve wanted to do an anime redraw for sometime now ; u ;

This 12 hour shift is gonna kill me and I’m only 9 hours in. Send help.
My feet are killing me and I only got like 4-5 hours of sleep which is partially Spencer’s fault and partially Timmy and Noretta pulling their fighting all night and slamming every door and going in an out of the house and whatnot. Plus their dog (the one they barely give any attention to and that gets walked by Timmy maybe twice a week and literally never by Noretta) got loose this morning while spencer and I were walking out the gate so I’ll probably get shit for that when I get home.
But I ha a good night with spencer last night and I got to see him while he was working the morning shift so I guess I’m okay with this. Plus this will give me an excuse to ask spencer to rub my back when I get home. Muahaha.

bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

screamandshout:

when you try to tell a joke but nobody gets it

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