I'm Amber.
ISTJ personality type whatever that means

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  • *character shows signs of possible attraction to more than one gender*
  • me: omg what if they're bi??
  • straight people: what if they're GAY?
  • straight people: what if they're STRAIGHT with an EXCEPTION?
  • straight people: what if they are a COLLECTIVE of SIXTEEN FISH imitating HUMAN ATTRACTION PATTERNS as a part of their DEVIOUS DISGUISE?
Harry Potter-Themed Asks

  • 1. Hogwarts: Where's your favorite place in the world?
  • 2. Sorting Hat: What Hogwarts House would you place yourself in?
  • 3. Gryffindor: Talk about a situation where you had to be brave.
  • 4. Ravenclaw: What's something you're good at?
  • 5. Hufflepuff: Talk about someone that you are loyal to.
  • 6. Slytherin: Talk about your greatest ambition.
  • 7. Diagon Alley: What is something you've always wanted to buy?
  • 8. Ministry of Magic: What would be your dream job?
  • 9(3/4). Platform 9 and 3/4: What's something that's always seemed impossible to you?
  • 10. Hogsmeade: What's the best school trip you've ever been on?
  • 11. Harry Potter: Talk about a challenge you've overcome.
  • 12. Ronald Weasley: Talk about a friend you once/still have.
  • 13. Hermione: What's your favorite book?
  • 14. Luna Lovegood: Do you believe in any superstitions?
  • 15. Neville Longbottom: Talk about a fear you've overcome.
  • 16. Ginny Weasley: Talk about someone you've admired.
  • 17. Draco Malfoy: What's something you regret?
  • 18. Fred and George: Talk about a time you pranked someone/were pranked by someone
  • 19. Dobby: What's a cause you're loyal to?
  • 20. Hedwig: Would you bring an animal to Hogwarts? If so, which one?
  • 21. Astronomy: What's your favorite object in the night sky?
  • 22. Potions: Talk about someone you initially mistrusted but proved to be cool.
  • 23. Quidditch: What's a hobby you enjoy?
  • 24. Transfiguration: If you could be an animagus, what form would you take?
  • 25. Defense Against the Dark Arts: What would you guess your patronus is? Why?
  • 26. Divination: Talk about a dream you've had within the past week.
  • 27. Muggle Studies: Name one muggle item you'd take to Hogwarts.
  • 28. Care of Magical Creatures: Unicorns, Dragons, or Hippogriffs?
  • 29. History of Magic: What's your opinion of Merlin?
  • 30. Herbology: If you could grow any plant, real or not, what would it be?
  • 31. Nimbus 2000: What's something you've always wanted?
  • 32. Wingardium Leviosa: What's something you had initial difficulties with?
  • 33. Boggart: What's your greatest fear?
  • 34. Invisibility Cloak: What's something you've wanted to hide from?
  • 35. Polyjuice Potion: What's something you wished you could change about your appearance?
  • 36. Amortentia: What would your amortentia smell like?
  • 37. Marauder's Map: If you could have a secret passage in your house, where would you want it to lead to?
  • 38. Time Turner: If you could go anywhere in Time, where would you go?
  • 39. Mirror of Erised: What do you think you'd see in the Mirror of Erised?
  • 40. Deathly Hallows: If you had the choice, would you pick, the wand, the stone, or the cloak?
  • MISC:
  • 41. Bertie Bott's: What's your favorite candy?
  • 42. Parseltongue: What language would you love to speak?
  • 43. Ollivander: Describe your wand.
  • 44. Ghosts: Who's your favorite ghost/poltergeist in the series?
  • 45. Miranda Goshawk: If you could invent a spell, what would it do?
  • 46. Goblet of Fire: If you had the chance, would you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?
  • 47. Room of Requirement: What sort of Room would you want to see in the Room of Requirement?
  • 48. Gilderoy Lockhart: If you could live the life of a book character, who would you pick?
  • 49. Fidelius Charm: Who would you pick as your secret keeper?
  • 50. Pensieve: What memory would you love to relive?


im dead

Alright we are officially moved in!
After spending all day at Tim’s house yesterday waiting for them to stop dicking around and come home to help us finis moving Tim finally came back and rushed us because he had to go get Serephine’s brother from the airport so we left some stuff behind ugh
But we spent our first night here last night and now it’s our first morning here and spencer has work today so hopefully I’ve figured out the bus schedule correctly. At 6:30 we’re gonna walk to the bus stop together so we both know where it is and then he’s gonna ride the bus to work and hopefully I’ve read google maps right about where to change buses and shit
The only thing that sucks is his computer has no speakers and my xbox has no controller so we don’t have a lot to do. Plus no internet so that sucks.
Oh well. I’m gonna ask my dad today how I should go about getting internet set up because I can’t live without it


today in french class i turned to talk to my friend and saw my friend eric

he was not wearing that when i had 3rd period with him nor was he wearing it when he walked in the classroom


Seth MacFarlane, who is bad at drawing, has had tremendous success as an animator and has made many millions of dollars, while I, whose art has been hailed as “nice” and “I love it” by my parents, have only seven dollars to my name

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great



Every time I talk about race some white person says something like “you have to focus on the bigger issue”

at first I was like what is secret bigger issue you all keep bringing up?

But then I realized it was just code for “talk about something that affects white people too”

Ain’t it tho..






White with Red was an extremely popular short creepy story that has been turned into a short film. 

This is the story:

A man went to a hotel and walked up to the front desk to check in. The woman at the desk gave him his key and told him that on the way to his room, there was a door with no number that was locked and no one was allowed in there. Especially no one should look inside the room, under any circumstances. So he followed the instructions of the woman at the front desk, going straight to his room, and going to bed.

The next night his curiosity would not leave him alone about the room with no number on the door. He walked down the hall to the door and tried the handle. Sure enough it was locked. He bent down and looked through the wide keyhole. Cold air passed through it, chilling his eye. What he saw was a hotel bedroom, like his, and in the corner was a woman whose skin was completely white. She was leaning her head against the wall, facing away from the door. He stared in confusion for a while. He almost knocked on the door, out of curiosity, but decided not to.

This disinclination saved his life. He crept away from the door and walked back to his room. The next day, he returned to the door and looked through the wide keyhole. This time, all he saw was redness. He couldn’t make anything out besides a distinct red color, unmoving. Perhaps the inhabitants of the room knew he was spying the night before, and had blocked the keyhole with something red.

At this point he decided to consult the woman at the front desk for more information. She sighed and said, “Did you look through the keyhole?” The man told her that he had and she said, “Well, I might as well tell you the story. A long time ago, a man murdered his wife in that room, and her ghost haunts it. But these people were not ordinary. They were white all over, except for their eyes, which were red.”





Well you can just rock me to sleep tonight






bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war



why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing